I wore lipstick yesterday, which meant I checked my lipstick in the car’s vanity mirror. This was a terrible mistake. I was wearing my glasses, and the mirror was right up close to my face, so I could see all the tiny lines around my mouth, and the hairs that have started growing on my chin, and the fifty years of sun damage.
Thankfully, I was parked acr…
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