Whiskey

“I’m going to pretend that’s healthy.”

I’m sipping Irish whiskey on the back porch. I accidentally cut through the cork when I was opening it and it fell into the bottle, so there’s bits of cork in my glass. I’m trying to fish the bits out as I go, but some will inevitably make it into my stomach. I’m going to pretend that’s healthy.

There’s almost definitely some quack health influencer out…