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Twinkies

"The mouth-feel is superb."

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Jen Deaderick
Jun 17, 2026
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I bought a box of Twinkies at Aldi’s the other day and I just ate two for breakfast. I understand that they are not an ideal breakfast food, but they are delicious. You would think they would be cloyingly sweet, but they’re kind of just perfect. Not like Zebra Cakes, for instance, which I love. I can feel the sugar coating my mouth and surging in my blo…

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