Dispatches from a Porch Swing

Dispatches from a Porch Swing

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Yes, it meant Christmas Eve was a bit pitiful.

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Jen Deaderick
Dec 25, 2022
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I’ve slept all night holding a toilet paper roll like a teddy bear. When my nose would threaten to overflow its banks, I’d wake up and know where to grab a tissue real quick.

This saved my pillow from unpleasantness.

The ‘Rona finally got me. The ‘VID. So far, it’s mostly like a bad cold, which is a relief. I’m achy, so I’ve been alternating ibuprofen a…

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