Dispatches from a Porch Swing

Dispatches from a Porch Swing

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Poop

Poop

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Jen Deaderick
Sep 22, 2021
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A man just walked by carrying a bag of poop. He had a dog with him, too, and I presume the poop was the dog’s, not the man’s. I hope so. I’d be uncomfortable with a neighbor who carried their own poop around in a bag. Not that I’m ever really comfortable with people carrying their dogs’ poops in bags, but I understand that it’s the better alternative to…

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