Myself

“He read me his List of Grievances over the phone after his first day…”

It’s chillier today than it’s been the last few days, but I’m out on the back porch anyway. My toes are cold. I wish I’d brought out my warmer slippers. I’ll be okay.

Yesterday, I was texting with my old pal, Brian Henderson, and wrote “It's not ideal when you're a little jealous of the guy who gets to be in the nut house.” I’m feeling the need for a bre…