In an attempt to maintain my youthful vibrancy, I’ve been periodically getting my face stabbed by tiny needles that emit radio waves. It’s a thing.
I did my second round yesterday. I have to stay out of the sun for three days after this treatment, so I bring a wide-brimmed straw hat with me to wear when I exit the place. It makes me look like I’m about …
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