I’ve taken to dozing off in an armchair in front of the fireplace, like the Sleepytime bear. It’s cozy and delightful.
I’d like to imagine that I look as adorable as the bear does, but it’s unlikely. I’m not furry. I don’t have a snout. I don’t have a floppy nightcap or fuzzy ears. It’s hard to compete with that.
Still, I’d like to think that someone pee…
