Dispatches from a Porch Swing

Dispatches from a Porch Swing

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Jen Deaderick
Jul 24, 2021
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My allergies are driving me up a wall. I woke up at 2:30 from a dream that I had twelve nostrils and they were all congested.

It’s pollen and mold and other things. I’ll take a Zyrtec. I only have two nostrils. It’ll be fine. I’m just tired. I went back to sleep, but it’s hard to sleep well after a dream with that many nostrils. What if they doubled in n…

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