Dispatches from a Porch Swing

Dispatches from a Porch Swing

Dispatches from the Road

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"running through the room naked with purple suds in my hair."

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Jen Deaderick
Mar 26, 2026
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If you’d peeked in the front windows about half an hour ago, you might have got a glimpse of me running through the room naked with purple suds in my hair. I was retrieving my nail brush. If you missed it, I’m sorry. It would have been an entertaining sight.

Now that I’m a silver fox, I have lots of purple shampoos and conditioners and whatnot. They keep…

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