Bench

“The Massachusetts one.”

I had to buy new sunglasses. It’s sunny here.

I sat on the sunglasses I brought. I’d bought those at the Edinburgh Airport a few months ago after fruitlessly searching for sunglasses in the actual city. Apparently, no one in Edinburgh needs sunglasses until they’re heading somewhere else.

I bought the new sunglasses at TK Maxx, which is the UK version of …