I just got myself all settled into my hammock chair with my coffee on the stool next to me, and I’ve just realized that I need to pee. I don’t want to get back out of the chair and put on my slippers and head inside. I’d have to bring the cup of coffee in, too, so no birds or squirrels get at it while it’s unattended.
I’m going to ignore it. I’m just go…
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